The Unit

A kickass show on CBS about a group of special forces soldiers who go around saving the world and return home to their loving wives. The action is intense, and the writing is sharp. Makes me respect American servicemen more than 24 ever did.

FBI Agent: Sergeant Major, Where are you going?
Jonas: I'm gonna take down that plane. And I've got my best man in the woods, so if you give me up he will come down here and shoot you dead. You, you and you, panic. The rest of you come with me.
-From the pilot episode of The Unit

by Doctorwaffle August 15, 2008

The Unit

A group of high school girls who think they are cool, but in fact, no one likes them

Sara: "Did you hear the DJ's shout-out to The Unit at prom?"

Ben: "Yeah, it was so obnoxious. Everyone hates them."

by palysenior09 April 26, 2009

the unit

a very well design and blown glass bong approx. 2 and a half feet tall that completely destroys the shit out of you!!

head got soo fucked up from hittin the unit last night

by johnny cash April 8, 2005

The unit

An absolute chonker or a guy/woman

Joe:look at that unit
The unit in question being a chonker

by Themanbehindtheunit November 15, 2022

Zorro up the Unit

The art of spraying semen over a face at the point of completion, in a Z shape fashion. As with Zorro the masked lothario left his "Z" mark with a Rapier, here you are using your meat lance to leave your own "Z" mark. The unit being the lady in question on the recieving end of the fluid "Z".

Mate, I am meeting that bird from the Grovesnor tonight, I am gonna proper "Zorro up the Unit"

by Corky Cork January 26, 2009

Manage the Unit

Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.

Damn, that chick is Hot! I gotta remember her so I can manage my unit to her later.

by Garrett Rift September 8, 2005

Eli The Unit

He is a salty leg. He plays ps4 in a shack in his backyard. He is 5'6 and has brown curly hair. He is a bad builder. He is a booooooot. He is 1/69th of a unit. He is a tank. He lives in California.

Eli The Unit is a awesome kid

by Eli Rocco Zilber March 7, 2019