When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.
by J5 April 15, 2005
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by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 18, 2005
Get the The Turkey mug.The act of a Male oiling himself up, placing his legs behind his head and having his girlfriend peck sweet corn our of his anus whist covered in feathers
by Kewl Breez April 7, 2020
Get the The Turkey mug.a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.
Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.
by spaceNUGGETS January 17, 2010
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Get the the turkey mug.To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.
Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.
Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."
Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"
Chrish Collinsworth- "...."
Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"
Chrish Collinsworth- "...."
Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."
by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010
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