The Trial 

You said you would stream the trial... I said "You are not going to stream that trial if they mention me and you damn well know it." I was right! Again.

Hym "I feel like I have more legal options here than I'm being presented with- Oh! Or maybe you CAN'T! Because of the COPYRIGHT! Are your guys LITERALLY unable to talk about it!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAH AH AHAHA! Oh shit! No, yeah, that's pretty funny! Cus you said you were going to post the trial and and I'm like "Bullshit, not if it mentions me!" And maybe you LITERALLY can't for that reason. That's hilarious! Wait... What are some of the other possible implications of this copyright thing..."

The Trial by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

The Trial 

Yeah, no, that's clearly me. Ok. No. You're not "choosing who you associate or advertise with." You are making a deliberate and concerted effort to PAY OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY WORK. It is a singular body of work and to use any of it is to use all of it.

Hym "Yeah, ok. 4th condition if the trial in any way pertains to me or my work (or even seems as though it pertains to me, which it does) and it ends without me being involved directly, IN PERSON, than the child will die without exception. Send a plane. Send a car. It does not matter what you have to do to get me there. You will involve me immediately or you sign the death warrant of AT LEAST TWO of your citizens. What's being done to me is CLEARLY punitive and is being done by a private entity that has no authority to do so. It is not an expression of their rights but a violation of mine. If that trail is even peripherally associated with what is happening to me, I need to be involved. That is the 4th condition."

The Trial by Hym Iam July 10, 2024

Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves 

The fifth installment in the award winning series Artemis Fowl. This book won the 2009 Cupachilli Award in the category of Outstanding Childrens Novel.

And the winner of the Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to.....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!

Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves by Nillypoo Shampoo June 11, 2009

The Great Trial 

Dmitry Yazov's great crusade against Nazi Germany. Occuring usually in the 1970's after Omsk creates the Russian National Reclamation Government. This is the best event you could do in HOI4: The New Order. What are you waiting for? The Great Trial awaits....

Me: Alright I have everything ready with over 2k divisions and about 500 factories.

Yazov: Come on we must go now
Me: Yes, The great trial awaits

The Great Trial by Sovola April 15, 2021

trial of the dragon 

What one should yell before delivering a kick to a person's crotch.

'Trial of the dragon!'
*crotch kick*

trial of the dragon by Dr.McLovin November 9, 2010

trial of the dragon 

When you are about to blow a brutal kick to the crotch, the more proper way is to scream it. The yell to this kick is more commonly used for males, but can also be used on females. (A practice of trial of the dragon shown on the gif)

TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNNNN!!

trial of the dragon by blastsupernova December 3, 2015

Trial of the Gods 

In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:

1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.

2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.

3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.

"I passed the Trial of the Gods."

"By cheating!"

"That's a valid way of passing."

"Why?"

"Because it shows I cheat well."

"Is that good?"

"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."

"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"

Trial of the Gods by Effective Altruism June 29, 2016