The Pokemon

When one is set on a mission to obtain every sexually transmitted disease.

Lisa: I'm sorry John but I have something i need to tell you, I have Herpes, you should get tested to see if you do too.

John: Ohh, don't worry Lisa, I'm going for the pokemon, so I probably gave you the herpes, and you might see some new symptoms soon.

by Robertson Howard February 5, 2008

the pokemon

The pokemon is when you are fucking a girl from behind and right before you finish you throw a tennis ball at her. After she turns around proceed to cum in her face and yell "Go (your favorite pokemons name)!"

pikachu is everyones favorite. the pokemon

by jesus is a gardener July 31, 2007

The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.

Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"

by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020

the pokemon fuck

Inserting your DICK into a Pokeball and then sticking the pokeball in a girls ass.

The pokemon fuck hurts my asshole

by Swagnigger February 15, 2014

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

The Pokemon Effect

A self-hatedom. A phenomenon seen in fan communities, in which people who play it the most hate it the most.

Named for the Pokemon community, because nobody hates Pokemon like Pokemon fans.

“There’s people online who hate Pokemon, but still play it a lot.”
“That’s The Pokemon Effect.”

by violetcide February 22, 2023