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The Opening

A ballad-into-pop rock song from Shabnam the Musical 2.
I think Shabnam will sing The Opening for her Live Lounge.
by bcshabnamfan2002 October 11, 2025
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Opening the Dill Door

Having rectal relations with a man!
Cole "Hey there hot stuff!"
Erantz "My dilldoor is open and gaping!"
Cole "So you're Opening the Dill Door?"
by Sam and Greg December 4, 2006
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opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.
Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.
by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019
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Opening the Umbrella

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.
1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.
by Ol' CB August 5, 2010
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The Nigger Opening: Slave variation

When your playing chess and the black pieces are all being in slaved by the white pieces and the white pieces are cracking the black pieces with whips.
Me and this Nigger was playing chess, he played as black so I did the Nigger opening. He combats me with the slave variation and I cracked a whip on all his pieces causing him to resign. That’s how you play The Nigger opening: Slave variation. You can also play the Nigger opening: coon variation or the negro opening or the Niggertastic opening or the faggernigget opening and much more.
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