Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

Motherfucked The Boss by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020

what the motherfuck 

A phrase uttered when no other forms of expression suffice. Used to describe a situation that is larger than one person, completely out of control and beyond explanation.

What the motherfuck. That situation was FUBAR.

what the motherfuck by Hoops gza June 19, 2011

morris day & the motherfuckin' time 

one of the sweetest bands to come around!

see also jay and silent bob

jungle love..... oh wee oh wee oh

morris day & the motherfuckin' time by wordtothe3rd January 4, 2004

what the motherfucking fuck 

Bad word. Its better if you wont know.

What are you doing? What the motherfucking fuck!

what the motherfucking fuck by Kakolo Pichikapolo January 2, 2015

Here's The Motherfucking Tea. 

A short video including the sentence "Here's - *proceeds to bash phone* - The motherfuckin- *stabs a hole in the multiverse* - t e a". Obviously this is a notorious meme that is both loved and hated by tons. Personally, its a meh. It just depends on the edits people did of it.

Here's - *Tap tap* - The motherfucking - *Tap tap* - Tea. -that "Here's The Motherfucking Tea." girl or whatevs

Here's The Motherfucking Tea. by Mr.Noob12 May 13, 2019

head to the motherfucking desk 

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

head to the motherfucking desk by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

Fail To The Motherfucking Whale

A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.

person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE

Fail To The Motherfucking Whale by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009