THE KOV 

It's more important than life itself the kov will make you happy, it will give you pleasure, it will destroy your heart and make you depressed sometimes but the kov is what some people live for.

"can we hangout today?" "no, today is dedicated to the kov and only the kov".

THE KOV by Cedric himself October 27, 2021

The Kovel Creeper 

A unsavory entity that lives in the Lenexa, Kansas area, a suburb south of Kansas City, Kansas and lurks around mainstream retail businesses such as Radio Shack, Office Depot or even Sears with the title of Store Manager or Assistant Store Manager. It stands 5'7", pudgy, as pale white as the undriven snow, and its bald head makes a excellent visual for the term DICK HEAD. This truly gruesome being must be avoided at all costs and if its looks alone don't overwhelm you with shear terror and misery the squawking of extreme BS that devastates the ear drums of those that stand within a 55-60 foot radius. This Creepy fellow also has a sister figure and mother and father figures, all resembling troll like creatures. The sister figure is also in the same line of work but that is another story altogether...

Guy: Did that creepy bastard just hit on you?
Girl: Ya, he hit on me and like 8 other girls in this very isle with the same cheesy pickup line. He said he was the Store Manager..
Guy:.. OMG! I think that was The Kovel Creeper! WTF!!!

The Kovel Creeper by The Amazonian Prodigy November 11, 2009

The Kovenant 

A Norwegian industrial metal band. The Kovenant started out as a black metal band but have since moved away from that genre and now create a mix of industrial space metal with some other elements. Used to be known as Covenant but had to change their name due to a conflict with another band by the same name.

"The Kovenant is cool."

The Kovenant by D.E March 18, 2004