THE Dorm 

THE Dorm is a place for grown-ups. It is usually an apartment building in a lively part of town, where mostly single, or single divorcees live and really live it up. THE Dorm is an opportunity to re-live your fun party years, but you're not broke and can afford all the luxuries!

Hey, everyone's meeting at THE Dorm tonight! Karen's got it pimped out with everything one could ever want: video games, keg, beer pong, musical instruments. People just come and go at all times of the day and night, everyone loves hanging out at THE Dorm.

THE Dorm by Funny Moms October 22, 2016

Too Stupid for the Dorm

You are dumb. You are soooooo dumb there is no chance you could even be in college.

Hurricane Sandy is coming. It's the hurricane to end all hurricanes. If you don't already own batteries and a flashlight you are too stupid for the dorm!

Too Stupid for the Dorm by Murder Mitten October 28, 2012

The Bailey dorm 

A dorm at the Forman school for the ultimate spedtistic fuck boys if you are in this dorm you probably think it’s cool to flex to everyone that you vape and say the N word even if you are the most white lookin motherfucker you are the perfect example of a wasted sperm

Sarah: What dorm is Will in?
Lyla: He’s in The Bailey dorm…..
Sarah: EWWWWWWW

The Bailey dorm by Spedddy tedddy May 29, 2024

The Dormant 

The strongest person ever. He is a well-known famous beast. He is the strongest person and is a living legend in a game called Runescape. All bow down to him. Everyone shall suffer the wrath and fury of him.

The Dormant, I, I stumble in your presence. Please forgive me my lord. I...I truly am sorry. Forgive me legend.

The Dormant by The_Dormant February 18, 2008

The Grove Dorms 

The Grove is a cluster of four primarily freshman-designated dorms at Grand Canyon University. The Grove has never had one night of peace between the late night gatherings in the field, the constant fire alarms being set off, the parties and the students’ tendency to howl out their windows at night. The Grove Dorms are much fancier than your average dorm room, which would make more sense housing adults as nice studio apartments than college freshman.

Each dorm in The Grove had a reputation that somehow its residents always tend to embody.

Acacia (aka VapeCacia)
Juniper (aka JunipNerd)
Ironwood (aka IronHood)

and Willow (aka WillHoe)

Guy #1: where are you living this year?

Guy #2: i’ll be in the grove dorms on 2nd floor of ironwood
Guy #1: right on! i’m in the grove dorms too, willow 6th!

Guy #2: i better be invited to those parties then

Guy #1: did you see the lopes barstool post about the guy in acacia who thought it had no roof?

Guy #2: VapeCacia is full of air heads😅the grove dorms stereotypes are never wrong

The Grove Dorms by insecureitalian October 31, 2021