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The Derek

When ones Underbite exceeds all natural laws of physics
Kid#1 : Damn that kids underbite is fucking huge

Kid #2 : yeah my dad calls those The Derek
by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021
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Masturbating while crying yourself to sleep
Kyle is a master at "the Derek".
by dirtyLADIES19 October 9, 2016
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The Derek

The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.
I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.
by Threebeardedmenandalady June 6, 2022
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The Derek

A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.
man1: i sense a meat rider

man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see
by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022
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If you are called The Derek this means you are a max prestige diamond one meat rider. The originality of this name comes from a urban legend named derek mercado (nickname derek mercocko) after a man with a GINORMOUS COCK rap battled derek and the teacher came by and called my mom… i mean the GINORMOUS COCK man’s mom and then a man named ergu got shot and derek was meat riding. So moral of the story is don’t meat ride=not called The Derek
Man1: look it’s a meat rider
Man2: we call diamond 1 meat riders “The Derek”
The Derek in name: hey guys i LOVE meat in my mouth
man1: i see now
by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022
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The Derek Chamberlin

To suddenly look up from a task at hand in a surprised or confused manor, as per when your name is called or a noise catches your attention. Think much like a chipmunk who is startled whilst eating a nut and looks back and forth to discover what is near bye.
i totally did the derek chamberlin when i thought i heard a ghost slam my door closed while i was browsing bunnyteens.com
by Mr. Woodshop Teacher May 18, 2011
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the derek effect

every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!
boy: “omg he bought me food he’s so charming

girl: “you got the derek effect”
by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022
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