The Cuban

(n) This Term is derived for Greek society. It it completely sexual in nature.
The man shoves a cigar cutter up a females genitals, proceding to engage in sexual intercourse. When she reaches a climax, the area tightens, cutting the weiner of clean.

Thanks grandma that was a wonderful Cuban.

by Eric S. March 23, 2005

The Cuban

A sexual act which occurs after bringing your favorite whore to sloppy, dripping orgasm...you pull your cum covered meat stick out and spread her love juice on a piece of toasted cuban bread topped with ham, pork, swiss cheese and pickles while shouting, "Hora de la cena, perra"

My let me give her the Cuban the other night. It was amazing.

by TheMilesLong1 September 25, 2020

The Cuban Outsider

Nickname given to Dwayne Wade

wow that was a deep shot by the Cuban Outsider

by Kody Wade November 19, 2009

The Cuban Dance

A sexual technique, made famous by adult actress and model Abella Anderson. With her on top, she moves her hips as in a Latin dance, the twisting and turning and rotation providing unique stimulation. Abella Anderson is Cuban-American.

Man 1: I had an amazing time with her last night.

Man 2: Did she do the Cuban Dance for you?

by Adsmd August 19, 2018

The Cuban Treatment

To get stufpified drunk and punch a hole in a wall, only to cover it with a Cuban flag. Used as a common threat to a person.

"Dude Masen was so plastered last night, he gave Calvin the Cuban Treatment last night!"

by Forestman March 19, 2010

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018

The Cuban Link

A sexual act where you put four fingers in a vagina and the thumb in the ass. Once in you press aginst the vaginial and anal wall making a clapse.

I hand this female by the cuban link last night!

by MrBagel June 30, 2022