the actual fuck

An expression demonstrating one's mental disturbance at the sight or sound of something very strange.

(Bob walks in on his mother listening to One Direction)

Bob: The actual fuck, mom!

by Beary the bear bear February 20, 2014

what in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.

Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.

by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014

what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.

Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts

by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

what the ACTUAL fuck?

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

by DollyDolittle October 11, 2011

what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020

What the actual fuck, dude

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019