Phrase used to denote frustration with or to dismiss a concept or notion that either
A.) Makes no sense
B.) Is not widely known
C.) Does not exist
A.) Makes no sense
B.) Is not widely known
C.) Does not exist
Person 1: I heard you were sick, what do you have? Chicken pox? Measles? Armenian Bird Flu?
Person 2: Wha-? That's not a thing
Person 1: This new body lotion I have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
Person 2: That's not even a thing
Person 2: Wha-? That's not a thing
Person 1: This new body lotion I have works by activating the fourth and third chakras
Person 2: That's not even a thing
by BlackMan646 February 5, 2010
Get the That's not a thing mug.Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.
This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.
This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.
Ex:
Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.
Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.
Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.
Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.
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