Elevators are somthing that takes you up and down floors. The power of elevators are abused by retards who have no life and are big fans of Hanna Montana, they like to go up and down an elevator until they die with spasm.
by Itchy-da-Bitchy July 11, 2011
Bad ass union motherfuckers who always get it up and are the highest skilled trade among all building trades . They build elevators from scratch, They also weld brackets and erect steel rails inside shafts that move tons of weight at high speeds with pure perfection and craftsmanship. They also have great knowledge and skills with electrical work as they wire Many safety devices to keep the public safe they are known as I.U.E.C. !
by Building trades May 1, 2016
by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2009
The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.
After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.
by Ben Faulding March 21, 2006
by lightsforlou January 20, 2021
Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night”
Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”
Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”
by Dankiest dictionary October 2, 2018
The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.
by joe shmoe March 1, 2003