by SluttyHamster January 16, 2018
TBM = Temporary Blond Moment
Doing or saying something so incredibly dense, people look at you to make certain you aren't blond.
AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
Doing or saying something so incredibly dense, people look at you to make certain you aren't blond.
AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
Examples of a TBM:
Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:15 redeye to Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.
with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the game for the Saints.
Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:15 redeye to Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.
with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the game for the Saints.
by John Dunkelburg February 10, 2014
That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*
5 mins later
Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*
5 mins later
Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
by JKF125 June 23, 2010
The point between childhood & adulthood where the brain turns to mush while morphing into intellectualness.
by A mom of teenagers (CC) January 5, 2012
by cramer118901 October 30, 2018
A Taco Bell Mom or TBM is a mom hitting on another mom's husband inside of taco bell.
Usually started with a stare down and proceded with smiles, hair swooshing and laughter to draw attention from the dad while the other mom rolls her eyes.
Beware dad's of the TBM's...they're out to getcha.
Usually started with a stare down and proceded with smiles, hair swooshing and laughter to draw attention from the dad while the other mom rolls her eyes.
Beware dad's of the TBM's...they're out to getcha.
by Breejock October 7, 2007
by Keenenenen e April 24, 2018