TBFL - To be (a) fucking liar.
Used in a rather humorous tone, as if to mock the "tbh" posts. Used by someone with perhaps some sense, or someone who could be using this as an antidote. For more, see sarcasm, tbh, Situational Humor.
Usued primarily on social-media pages, I.E; Facebook, etc.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'