TAF

TAF is an acronym for Total Age Fail. This is a term that defines what happens when a user comes in a chat room that has an age restriction, and he/she is under the required age to be in said room.

TAF for that user, banned.

by AdamRocked December 7, 2010

Taffing

The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.

Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*

by TafMeister August 18, 2010

TAF

stands for Townie ass fucker:

1)someone who fucks townies up the ass
2)someone who does not want to be a townie but does either because they are afraid of being beaten up by townies or because their friends are townies, also look for the word pussy

why are you a townie when you wanna be a grunger?
cos i don't wanna get beaten up.
Well then your a fuckin TAF

by Ben Todd May 13, 2004

taf ssa

1. "fat ass" spelled backwards, usually denotes a girl with a nice, round, buttock

1. Steve: "Look at that chick's butt over there. I could tap that like no other."

Mike: "Yeah dude. She has a taf ssa."

by asjdfhaaisdufoi June 13, 2010

taf

taf is ghetto for rad.

"we go get some cran, taf?"

by sue April 10, 2005

Taf reggin

Taf - Fat spelt backwards
Reggin - Nigger spelt backwards

Reggin's' (plural) - More than one Nigger

Casual racism without being caught out with it

Man, that guy was major taf regin!

Oh my god, look at all those taf reggin's!

by A real taf reggin. August 17, 2012

TAF

A paradoxical acronym, short for Tipsy As Fuck. Used

frat boy: hey what r u doin tonight?

asian girl: i'm TAF

frat boy: what?

asian girl: tipsy as fuuuuuck

by tafazngrl April 1, 2011