TABG

A game for the hottest, sex-meisters around. You will get all of the puss while playing this game, no other man(or woman) can stand up to you whilst you play this game. You will turn all men/women gay and it includes unborn children and the dead, they will not get enough of your massive COCK from getting all of the dubs.

Girl : "You see that man over there, he's definitely a TABG player"
Girls mother: "You should see his pp, its massive"
Girls father: "Even I have seen it, he's packing some heat"

by TABG Monster April 30, 2021

TABG

"A game made by god in a drunken coding rampage"
TheRussianBadger

Man, TABG is so much fun.

by kuxbzhdf February 25, 2023

TABG

"Totally Accurate Battlegrounds is a game made by God Himself, during a drunken coding rampage in the Unity game engine before being swiftly abandoned due to excessive mic-spam from the goddamn French" -TheRussianBadger, November 24, 2020, on his experience playing TABG.

"TABG is so fuckin stupid bro."
"Then why do you keep playing it?"
"I SAID IT WAS STUPID, NOT BAD-"

by Robert McBlankington May 4, 2022

TABG

a game where child molesters and chanders interact DO NOT PLAY IT

Guy: oh man i cant wait to be moelested on tabg

by labolover229 August 8, 2021

Tabgily

A person who answers an open question with Yes or No.

Zay: Hey, what's your name?

Frankie: Yes.

Zay: Stop being a tabgily ...

by Man's cold May 19, 2017

Tabgily

The type of person that answers yes or no to an open question.

Eloi: What's your name?

Keith (tabgily): Yes

by Man's cold May 17, 2017

Tabgent

A portmanteau of tab and tangent, pronounced "tab-jent". When your curiosity in one tab leads to a completely different curiosity in another tab, and so on.

I just went on the longest tabgent ever. 14 tabs open and I'm looking at recipes for buffalo bread when all I wanted to know was who played that one character in Peaky Blinders.

by tamborjam February 23, 2019