syphilis

I have syphilis
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Syphilis

What my brother got from unprotected long rough painal and vaginal sex. (Dumbass)
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Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.
by Dirk Browitski February 02, 2011
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yuppie syphilis

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.
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Syphilis Juice

The most dangerous drug in the universe!!! Has the ability to turn people into complete idiots...
Dude, stop sippin on that syphilis juice... You're in a whole different, very strange world... But you're acting like an idiot in this world.
by GhostInAShell April 29, 2022
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