Symmetra main

a Symmetra main is someone who will dump his dignity into the next trash can only to microwave you in a small room with turrets to the gates of hell. he shows absolutely no feelings of disgrace and shame and will declare that Symmetra is his "wife". there is no hope for returning to human after becoming a Symmetra main.

guy 1: have you seen that symmetra main?
guy 2: yeah I'm feeling like microwave lasagna now

Symmetra main by 9uvoufiywtwufou August 27, 2021

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Symmetra main

a Symmetra main is someone who will dump his dignity into the next trash can only to microwave you to the gates of hell. he shows absolutely no feelings of disgrace and shame and will declare that Symmetra is his "wife". there is no hope for returning to human after becoming a Symmetra main.

guy 1: have you seen that symmetra main?
guy 2: yeah I'm feeling like microwave lasagna now

Symmetra main by 9uvoufiywtwufou August 27, 2021

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Symmetra Main

the worst overwatch players

people who main her are aliens.

Person: Hey who are you playing
Symmetra main: symmetra life
Person: Fucking

Symmetra Main by hlgu May 29, 2017

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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