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Sue Sylvester

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009

Sylvette 

A girl who is beautiful in her own way.
1. Me: Woah, look at her.

Person: must be a Sylvette.
Sylvette by Iwanttoeatyou November 7, 2012

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
Gorgeous. She has beautiful eyes and is possibly the best person you will ever meet. She is very nice and funny, but thinks her jokes are lame. She's extremely popular and has a perfect body and face it's crazy. Sylvie is flawless and she's an amazing friend who will always be there for you:) you can trust her with anything
Guy one: dayummmm who's dat shawty

Guy two: sylvie? No bro she's got guys lined up around the block for her
Sylvie by Xxooxx October 22, 2013
Sylvie is a very artistic individual who prefers more calming hobbies. She is warm hearted and cares for everyone around her, unless a someone doesn’t care back. She may seem somewhat shy at first but if you truly get to know her you’ll realize that she’s super immature and goofy. Just be careful though because a Sylvie could be easily torn down by words, but she’ll recover so don’t even try..
Oh my god I just met Sylvie the other day and she was slightly shy, but today she just really made me laugh!
Sylvie by Idefc12345 April 2, 2018