check the switchboard

A subtle fuck you, for being a novice. Put in place of a legitimate response, or real explanation. Often used when trolling.

check the switchboard

check the switchboard by Umadbrah62 January 13, 2011

Commie Switchboard 

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

Commie Switchboard by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023

Mental switchboard 

A rock band. Contains a drummer, lead, bassist, vocalist. They sing covers e.x Smells like teen spirit, holiday, mamakin. Also they have written a bunch of songs. Their most popular one is 'down n out'. Many people look up to them as idols and look forward to seeing them play again. i wish I could say the same for the rest. There attire is black band t-shirts. Hopefully you will be able to hear them because once you hear them you will be addicted.

"That Mental Switchboard show was the best!"

Mental switchboard by Wisteria October 1, 2007

switchboard 

Female who is often plugged into; a slut.

Heidi in her salad days was quite the switchboard around these parts...lotsa guys know her, biblically.

switchboard by plug nickle September 15, 2009

Switchboarding 

The act of going from a straight pegging, to an ass to mouth. The victim is first pegged, then without warning, the didlo is pulled from the butt, the person is spun around, and the dildo is then jammed into their mouth.

Bill, why is your mouth all red and raw? The wife and I went out last night and had a few drinks. She got a bit wild and a switchboarding ensued.

Switchboarding by Jmc1971 CM75 September 4, 2018

Switchboarding 

The act of going from a straight pegging, to an ass to mouth. The victim is first pegged, then without warning, the didlo is pulled from the butt, the person is spun around, and the dildo is then jammed into their mouth.

Bill, why is your mouth all red and raw? The wife and I went out last night and had a few drinks. She got a bit wild and a switchboarding ensued.

Switchboarding by Jmc1971 CM75 September 4, 2018