Swiss Miss

When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.

"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".

by BProfane June 03, 2009

Swiss Miss

When you really need to take a piss, in reference to Sam O'nella's Swiss miss video where he called it:
" Swiss Miss, Instant Piss" in regards to the taste of only one packet.

Oh shit i gotta take a swiss miss.

by Riedisawesome December 30, 2016

Swiss Miss

The hottest woman on earth. Especially with those braids.

Did you see the Swiss Miss today, god damn!

by Donjo May 09, 2006

swiss miss

hot chocolate....as in hot black boy

mmmm that is some nice swiss miss right there!

by little debbie March 25, 2008

Swiss Miss

When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.

Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.

by Martita Papita June 27, 2010

Swiss Miss

During sexual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately... you miss

Dude i was about to blow
And then i fucking missed!
Haha... a swiss miss

by diggit hefner and frenchie December 13, 2008

swiss miss

when you are getting your dick sucked and you let a large anal gas explosion go into a girls mouth

This fat bitch was sucking my dick and i gave her the swiss miss, she didn't miss a beat she just took it in.

by Jmeat February 16, 2009