That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.
by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011
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yummy blunt that has a flavoring, but you're smoking weed.
This swisher sweet dank blunt is getting me stoned man.
by thanksantsthanks October 15, 2010
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a man will fuxx wit a grape swisher but only if the grape swisher fuxx wit the man. usually, a man will use “i fuxx wit grape swishers” to alert his peers that he is preparing for a smoke. a grape swisher is a flavored cigarette paper, but not many people know that. when a man says “i fuxx wit grape swishers,” only the kool kats will know what the man means.
steve: “i fuxx wit grape swishers”

lame-o: “what?”

kool kat: “hell yeah dude, fuxx wit it”
by 420fishstick June 4, 2018
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when ur smoking a cigar while giving head!
AZAR had a swisher sweet wet with meat on hhis dad
by O'Doyle November 7, 2004
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The way someone licks their blunt to seal it. Can be seen as sexual in nature, if eye contact is made during the act.
His Swisher lick got me wildin' out.
by Tee Hyphy October 9, 2020
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I used to chew smokeless tobacco, now I smoke Swisher Sweets.
I still spit like a pro.
by alberon February 27, 2020
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