by No, I am not shrek May 12, 2018
A truly frightening powerlifter from the United States who can drop 550 pounds on to his chest and not die. I've seen this with my own eyes. He might be immortal.
by CrystalLight December 6, 2014
by Z September 24, 2004
by Twostepwhiterockniggawivvanitchytriggafinger October 3, 2003
One who feverishly avoids any form of work, often times can be found at the DMV during business hours, or surfing Ebay. Loves music groups similar but not limited to the Scorpions, Bonfire, and Montrose. Frequently renown for lying to employees by promising $100 and a day off in trade for working extra days. Incapable of working or even showing up on saturdays. Throws away others recycle and shoes whenever he deems necessary. Often looks up to and models life after a notorious Dutchman known only as Jansen.
Man that Swede is really hard to find that swede bastard must be at the DMV!
Man that swede owes me a hundred bucks!
Man that swede owes me a hundred bucks!
by Leif Nillson February 19, 2008
The man working in the back of the a perkins family restaraunt.... most likely dressed in full leather and chained to the wall....
by The Swede February 11, 2004