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sweaty teddy 

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".
"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

Sweaty teddy 

When screwing your girlfriend an she asks for stranglehold (choke her ) before she's ready to cum
Hey joe last nite as I was screwing my girl she begged for a SWEATY TEDDY so I choked that bitch as she was ready to cum !!

Sweaty Teddy 

Used to describe a person who's appearance is unpopular and has problems with sweating when stressed.
when it comes to sex, your such a sweaty teddy.
Sweaty Teddy by sagacity November 27, 2007
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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