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sweaty teddy 

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!
Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert?
Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.
sweaty teddy by Spyderguy September 14, 2007
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sweaty teddy 

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".
"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."
sweaty teddy by it really happened January 7, 2008

Sweaty teddy 

When screwing your girlfriend an she asks for stranglehold (choke her ) before she's ready to cum
Hey joe last nite as I was screwing my girl she begged for a SWEATY TEDDY so I choked that bitch as she was ready to cum !!

Sweaty Teddy 

Used to describe a person who's appearance is unpopular and has problems with sweating when stressed.
when it comes to sex, your such a sweaty teddy.
Sweaty Teddy by sagacity November 27, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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