Swan Dive

The act of theatrically throwing ones self to the floor for no apparent reason. Typically used in sport by cheats in Wales.

"Ah nah, ya boy Ayew's only gone and Swan Dived. Again."

by JT's mum May 28, 2021

Swan Dive

The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.

- Dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a Swan Dive! - No way!!!

by mFarmer July 18, 2010

Swan Dive

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"

Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!

by Swipa September 26, 2010

Swan Dive

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

swan dive

Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)

"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"

by VegaTDM November 16, 2007

swan diving

When two girls go down on the same guy at the same time.

My friend and I went swan diving on the guy we were hooking up with.

by Mercy Marie April 10, 2014

swan dive

another term for carpet muncher

"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"

by Robert L November 17, 2004