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A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

swamp root by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

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Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

Swamp root by The real ol dad February 9, 2014

Related Words

swamproot • Swampfooting • SWAMP FOOT • Swamp Tooth • swamp booty • Swamp cooter • Swamp Rot • swamp tootie • swamp donkey • swamp ass

Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin

There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy

Swampfooting by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009

Swampfoot

A term used in describing foot odor, it is typically used when the odor has a particularly "wet" or "musky" aroma, or when the smell is so strong that simply telling someone that their feet stink is not enough.

"Ugh...Jesus dude...(gags)...your girl's got some serious swampfoot!!"

Swampfoot by frostboy74 September 16, 2009

SWAMPFOOT

/swɒmpfʊt/ swamp · foot

Swampfoot is the term used to describe the swollen feet and ankles, usually, caused by long distance fliying. Swampfoot occrus when blood pools in the lower extremities, causing fluids to move into the surrounding tissues leaving the foot swollen and disfigured, like someone who has been walking in a swamp barefoot, for days.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen looks like y'all got some swampfoot over there!

SWAMPFOOT by YouGuysPartyTooMuch January 18, 2017

swamproot

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV.

A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamproot? He must have a bad case of HPV.

swamproot by Mr. Smitty February 6, 2010

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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