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swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.
by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010
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Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.
Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root
by The real ol dad February 9, 2014
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Swampfooting

the art and practice of massaging a womens clitoris then inserting toe or toes into her vagina. Artificial lubrication is optional. also called swampfootin or pussyfooting or pussyfootin
There is nothing more relaxing then doin a little swampfooting with the girlfriends pussy
by TeamJimmy July 8, 2009
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Swampfoot

A term used in describing foot odor, it is typically used when the odor has a particularly "wet" or "musky" aroma, or when the smell is so strong that simply telling someone that their feet stink is not enough.
"Ugh...Jesus dude...(gags)...your girl's got some serious swampfoot!!"
by frostboy74 September 16, 2009
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SWAMPFOOT

/swɒmpfʊt/ swamp · foot

Swampfoot is the term used to describe the swollen feet and ankles, usually, caused by long distance fliying. Swampfoot occrus when blood pools in the lower extremities, causing fluids to move into the surrounding tissues leaving the foot swollen and disfigured, like someone who has been walking in a swamp barefoot, for days.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen looks like y'all got some swampfoot over there!
by YouGuysPartyTooMuch January 18, 2017
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swamproot

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV.

A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamproot? He must have a bad case of HPV.
by Mr. Smitty February 6, 2010
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