Skip to main content
This is a portmanteau word meaning a dollop of swill; it refers to maybe-edible substances in institutional food such as entrees served in school cafeterias or military messes. The word is all the more delicious for being said out loud in company, since it contains in its sound the implication 'swallow'. If you're young and hungry, you'll eat it, despite appearances.
Swallop may be subcategorized: processed pork, eg spam, is swine swallop, fish sticks are cod swallop, meat loaf is moo swallop. Reconstituted potatoes or eggs, warm congealed cereal, stew, mystery meat, and other such offerings merely are swallop.
swallop by Asymphototropic December 9, 2008
Related Words

Swallspits 

When a woman fakes swallowing cum, but spits it out when you don't notice.
Swallspits by Dasage47 February 25, 2015

skwallup 

A variation of a scoop involving an inital jab into the flesh, near the hip bone, followed by a speedy movement towards the nipple, hitting every rib bone on the way. The action is then finished with a scoop.
Cole: Skwallup!!!

Almo: Shit!! Damn you and your dagger-like hands.
skwallup by Andy Hildebrand January 30, 2007
When you whallop someone so hard they'll be swallowing blood from it.
Keven didn't apologize for calling my girl a ho, so I swalloped that boi so damn hard he just stayed down.
Swallop by ReddGuyy May 17, 2018
"Amanda is a swallux "
swallux by Amanda the swallux December 27, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026