3 definition by absco11

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An area of definitions on Urban Dictionary with absolutely no purpose except to get on people's nerves by unjustifiably talking about how awesome someone with a certain name is. The existence of names as definitions on this website is nothing but an obnoxious joke.
Person 1: "Look, it says guys with my name are super attractive and get all the ladies. Pretty accurate, huh?"
Person 2: "You're an absolute idiot. Please find a position in society where intelligence is not required."
by absco11 September 19, 2014

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Unattractive and/or revolting, but with a completely unjustified and altogether unreasonable sense of heightened self-esteem.
"I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!" - SpongeBob SquarePants
by absco11 September 21, 2014

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Doge is to dog as swage is to swag.
Much swage. Wow. Many 520.
by absco11 September 20, 2014

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