A supa fly boss ass bitch that ain't got time fo people spelling/pronouncing her name wrong.
Tool: "Aye shawty wuts yo name?"
Susann: "Susann"
Tool: "Susan?"
Susann: "Fuck off."
by Not Susann December 17, 2013
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1. (noun) A person, usually female, who loves and cares for everyone she knows. Usually loves to feed everyone she comes in contact with, even if they persist that they are full. She loves to have fun, and loves animals. Usually stubborn, Susanne's are not one to back down from a fight. Susanne's are quite often beautiful, even when they age.
Human Being: "That lady, she loves her kids so much!"
Human Being 2: "She must be a Susanne!"
by Bailey Grace April 24, 2012
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A name that is seldom correctly spelled, given that it is predominantly spelled with a "Z" (this is a bastardization).

Women with this name are are usually very bookish--many carry advanced degrees and teach at the college/university level.

Women with this name are blindingly attractive. As such, they are also extremely competent lovers, and are incredible between the sheets. Their tongue control and power are unrivaled.

In addition to brains and looks, Susanne has a heart of gold. She is a woman of amazing moral constitution.
"Says here this gal's name is Susanne. That must mean she's got a lethal combination of brains and beauty!"
by Tippecanoe October 15, 2008
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A Susanne is one of the most awesome girls you'll ever meet! She is usually brunette and is really into good music. She dresses well and is skinny and gorgeous. All the guys are jealous of Susanne's boyfriend and her boyfriend couldn't be happier! She can be violent but only in a funny way. Overall Susanne are awesome and rare. So if you find one hold onto her and never let her go :D
Example 1:
Guy: damnnn gir
Guy 2: Dude that's Susanne
Guy: how you know?
Guy 2: I can just tell man...

Example 2:

Guy: damnnn gir
Guy's Girlfriend: *SLAP*.... oh wait i know what you're talkin about... after all, that is a Susanne!
by MyNameIsStein January 25, 2011
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The name of a beautiful, intelligent, and hilarious woman. Her wit is rivaled by few and she seeks the embrace of witty and funny men. Typically blonde, always beautiful, she will hold you in her gaze and then drop you on your face. She lives pragmatically and without regret, she is loyal and unflinching in the face of adversity.

She may also be a picky eater.
Hey, is that Susanne over there? I hear she hates cole slaw.
by Ingleberg Humperdink February 3, 2010
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A very caring person who has a huge heart and will always be there without judgement for you when you need someone to lean on or hear you out. She will stand up for your rights and will have your back no matter what or who you are up agaisnt. Super sweet and a very close to god type of person. A strong willed type of person who won't leave your side even in darkest nights and who smiles when you are walking on your brightest days. Just don't get into an argument with her because it is endless and you never will win her. Also don't break her trust because once it's broken you may never receive it back ever again. You can always fine a susann with a smile on her face even though she might be sometimes an introvert.
Person 1: You remember of that one girl who was quiet but always smiling.
Person 2: Yeah Susann, she was super nice
by Poet in transition November 24, 2021
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Oh my Susanne you are a very lovely girl. I wish I was you.
by Lotta Butthole February 20, 2020
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