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Smurfetted 

When a whore gets gangbanged by a bunch of guys. The difference from a traditional gangbang is that each guy chokes the whore while porking her and cums all over her chest and stomach. Therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like Smurfette.
Gina is such a whore. I heard she got Smurfetted by the whole damn football team!
Smurfetted by somecrazytexan July 28, 2010

surfeit of websites 

A collective noun from surfeit, meaning an excess; and since the method of navigating through the web is "to surf", many websites collectively would be a surfeit.
When Googling for best video game, I was presented with a surfeit of websites!

Suriteduniteparn 

am i smart?
"Suriteduniteparn"

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026