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Super Goon 

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
Super Goon by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
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Super Saiyan Goon

A point where a man goes super saiyan after entering the most intense part of the gooning state
He went Super Saiyan Goon after watching that!

super gooner 

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't
Super gooners, believe the arsenal's lies
super gooner by KITIKATANA March 9, 2023

Super Gooner

One that spends so much of their life on Madden that their Ultimate Team is worth more than their lifesavings and single-handedly keep EA Sports in business.
Oh we just beat a super gooner so now we’re what’s left in the bathtub after the goon sesh
Super Gooner by VDRP283 May 10, 2026

Supermoon 

A phenomena that occurs only one every so often, when the moon reaches the point where it is as close to the earth as it can be. It is the biggest and brightest and most mayhemic moon you can see, and has been known to induce feral behavior in animals, people, and werewolves. Other side effects include howling, excessive sexual urges, a need to be outside, and most of all, a craving for Dinosuar BBQ.
Dude 1: Hey do you know about the supermoon?

Dude 2: Ya man, and I can't stop thinking about pulled pork!

Dude 1 Let's go outside and howl!

Dude 2: Ummmm no.
Supermoon by MrDrProfessorD April 10, 2011

supergoo 

Primarily related to protected sex and a desire to not spend the night. Supergoo refers to the adhesive bond your dick will make with your boxers after removal of the condom. This is because you wanted to get away so fast you didn't care to wipe off your dingus on one of her favorite towels before getting dressed and making a run for it.
Dude, I accidently supergoo'd my shorts trying to get out of that skank's house the other night.
supergoo by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006
A tricky way of saying ultimate FAIL.

Like if you want someone to think you actually like what they're doing, but in reality it sucks.
"wow, your car is SUPERGOOD!"
"thanks!"
"hehehe"
supergood by gigglingatyou May 17, 2009