Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
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by KITIKATANA March 9, 2023
Get the super gooner mug.A phenomena that occurs only one every so often, when the moon reaches the point where it is as close to the earth as it can be. It is the biggest and brightest and most mayhemic moon you can see, and has been known to induce feral behavior in animals, people, and werewolves. Other side effects include howling, excessive sexual urges, a need to be outside, and most of all, a craving for Dinosuar BBQ.
Dude 1: Hey do you know about the supermoon?
Dude 2: Ya man, and I can't stop thinking about pulled pork!
Dude 1 Let's go outside and howl!
Dude 2: Ummmm no.
Dude 2: Ya man, and I can't stop thinking about pulled pork!
Dude 1 Let's go outside and howl!
Dude 2: Ummmm no.
by MrDrProfessorD April 10, 2011
Get the Supermoon mug.Primarily related to protected sex and a desire to not spend the night. Supergoo refers to the adhesive bond your dick will make with your boxers after removal of the condom. This is because you wanted to get away so fast you didn't care to wipe off your dingus on one of her favorite towels before getting dressed and making a run for it.
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Dude, whats wrong?" "Man, I feel awful. I didn't feel like this when I was with her last night." "Eww man, you got supergonasickalades." "Is that bad?" "Dude, being eaten alive by fire ants would be better.
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