"JT says his balls are so heavy that with summer sag he'd be sittin' on 'em, but I think that's just his weak defense for wearing lame tighty whities."
"JT says his balls are so heavy that with summer sag he'd be sittin' on 'em, but I think that's just his weak defense for wearing lame tighty whities."
(in a Russian accent) "brother, the other day I vent to mother Russia capital and saw Yekaterina Putina
performing a Russian summersault"
"only in mother Russia my friend. now lets go drink Russia's nectur. TO THE VODKA!!!!!!!!!"
If a room smells funny and has been mysteriously been repainted (any colour from 'mission brown'to 'avocado green' {what have you been eating?}) this is probably because someone was using "epsom summersaults".
This is an play on words of:
Epsom salts - A diarrhoeic agent.
Summersault - putting your head between your legs and rolling forwards.
It is used to describe a mess left behind in a bathroom, where someone has missed the bowl, left a skid mark or generally left feacal matter all over the carpet, walls, roof, furniture, dog or anything not covered in cling film.
Leaves the same mess as a Di-hurl, although not in unison
1: I've just been to the dunny, I think someone has been doing "Epsom summersaults".
2: Well, it was one hell of a party.
1: It looks like the shit hit the fan... Literally
Laugh Out Loud (provided you don't have to clean it up.)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.