Stump Grinder

A person with braces who loves giving head.

AJ is one hell of a stump grinder but I like how he sucks anyway.

by Giggles T. Clown September 19, 2014

Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 22, 2012

Stump Grinder

A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).

Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.

Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

stump grinder

To recive oral sex from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.

My johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.

by desert ace, stroker ace May 14, 2011

stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 03, 2014

stump grinder

a vagina generally on a girl that would have relations with you with little or no effort.

"that bitch got a stump grinder tighter than a fat kid trying to get through a doggy door"

by theantonbomb August 03, 2009

montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.

"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."

by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017