When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."

Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 1, 2011
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To have sex with a girl that is intoxicated, like a large man stuffs his turkey on thanksgiving...
I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey
by Sean Cavanagh February 14, 2006
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The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.
Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*
by Monofur November 26, 2022
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Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy
Bro kinda wish I didn’t give my girl donkey chalk before trying The Stuffed Turkey
by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019
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whilst doing anal sexshe shits on your dick, you stick your dick in her pussy and nut.
by juicyass69420 April 8, 2019
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Stuffing hand burgers up the ass as a resolution to obesity.
Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?

Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!
by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019
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