struggalo 

Derived from the terms "juggalo and struggle" A struggalo is not as lame as a juggalo because juggalos fail out of school. A struggalo on the other hand does just enough to stay in school and pass. A prime example of being a struggalo is when you find yourself calculating what you need on the final exam just to PASS the class with a C or C-. Struggalos also have trouble remembering when assignments are due.

NOT to be confused with a failure is key. A struggalo may have forgotten about an assignment but will stay up all night to do it or will turn it in late.

Classmate: Hey have you finished your paper yet?

Struggalo: We have a paper due?

struggalo by struggalo4life December 7, 2009

Struggleshooting 

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.

I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.

Struggleshooting by Bogrimm April 10, 2017

Pick a struggle 

Decide what challenge you want to focus your efforts and energies on.
Zero in on one difficulty and abandon all others.

You cant be broke and ugly my friend. Pick a struggle.

Pick a struggle by smoking_acez December 18, 2017

shruggalo

Any and all supporters of Ayn Rand and her insane philosophy that tries to make selfishness a noble goal, particularly those who willfully overlook her belief that those who took government assistance are bad people, despite her spending her final years on Medicare and Social Security.

"Did you hear about David? Ever since he read Atlus Shrugged, he has decided that not caring about his fellow man is a worthy pursuit."

"Oh, he's a Shruggalo? How old is he again? Didn't 'fuck you got mine' go out sometime in middle school?"

shruggalo by Group Therapy September 28, 2013

struggle bandit 

Typically black men who are career criminals, committing crimes such as burglary, assault, robbery, etc. They are repeat offenders and spend most of their adult life in prison. They use having a criminal record as an excuse to not work or take care of their children. They are delusional in the belief that they only get arrested for crimes they commit due to systemic racism. They don't comply with police and sometimes the outcome is deadly. They are lazy, shiftless, entitled and feel like the whole world owes them something because their ancestors were slaves. They are sociopaths who believe that they are incapable of doing anything wrong and that their failures in life are a result of racism. They don't take any accountability for their actions. They see how fatherlessness in the home destroys the lives of black children and they couldn't give a flying f*** about it. They are selfish, malignant narcissists who don't care about the well-being of the women and children in their communities. They don't value their women and either exploit, abuse them or take them for granted. They tend to abandon their children because they themselves did not have fathers growing up and sadistically would like to see their children suffer the same fate they have.

Nahla: "Hey, girl. Did you hear what happened to the lady next door?"
Shanna: "No. What happened?"
Nahla: "Jamal broke into her house, robbed her, then took off. The police are looking for him."
Shanna: "That's terrible what happened to her. I hope the police catch that struggle bandit."

struggle bandit by Jaja Dannevik October 21, 2021

Strugglas

A person that struggles. The name Douglas combined with struggle.

"Hey Joey look at that guy trying to rap. He's such a Strugglas."
"I looked like such a Strugglas when I fell down the 17 flights of stairs last week."

Strugglas by Wasian Sensation March 11, 2013

Mr. Struggle 

Someone who watches porn and is late.

“Mr. Struggle is someone who watches porn and is late? HA! You’re looking at him!”

Mr. Struggle by mrstruggle April 10, 2019