John Stroud

When you have a poo in the toilet that requires multiple flushes

I'll see you in 10 minutes - I'm going for a John Stroud.

Don't go in number 2 - someone has done a massive John Stroud

I'm off for a nice relaxing John Stroud

by StanVanDamn January 6, 2018

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peter stroud

When your balls hang lower than your dick

Hey john did you see garys peter stroud last night its pretty fucked up

by NotAPeterStroud November 5, 2019

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A scrawny Canadian bitch-man who stars in the lack-luster televison show "survivorman". Les, like all canadians is a paper tiger elephant toucher who tells lies and jokes with no punch-lines. late at night Les can be found sleeping in his log cabin day-bed dreaming about what it would be like to be Bear Grylls. He knows Bear is superior in all ways, and constantly aspires to be Mr. Grylls. Further more, Les Stroud likes the black jellybeans making him an outcast to his family and co-workers.

Dan: yo sen, did u catch that new "survivorman" starring Les Stroud?

Lizzy: nah, i was too busy witnessing the second comming of Christ aka Bear Grylls."

by Danny knows February 12, 2008

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Les Stroud

Dumbass survivial guy who is too pussy to kill an animal in front of the camera even though that's not showing us survival at all.
He's also very good at miserably failing with his traps/fires.
The episodes I've seen of survivorman I dont think I've ever seen him successfully catch or kill any type of meat on camera
Also has to rely on always having at least something that could aid him (ie: a broken down car, boat, bucket, jam wtf?! etc.) which if it wasn't for that he would die within a matter of hours due to his lousy survival tactics

Bear Grylls kicks the shit out of Les Stroud cuz Bear just skydives into the wilderness with only a knife and builds a house out of feces and twigs where Les pretty much has everything given to him

by himynameisel July 2, 2009

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