Les Stroud
The illest mother fucker on the discovery channel. To see him watch "survivorman" on discovery channel.
Les Stroud by Alec B October 15, 2007
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A scrawny Canadian bitch-man who stars in the lack-luster televison show "survivorman". Les, like all canadians is a paper tiger elephant toucher who tells lies and jokes with no punch-lines. late at night Les can be found sleeping in his log cabin day-bed dreaming about what it would be like to be Bear Grylls. He knows Bear is superior in all ways, and constantly aspires to be Mr. Grylls. Further more, Les Stroud likes the black jellybeans making him an outcast to his family and co-workers.
Dan: yo sen, did u catch that new "survivorman" starring Les Stroud?
Lizzy: nah, i was too busy witnessing the second comming of Christ aka Bear Grylls."
Lizzy: nah, i was too busy witnessing the second comming of Christ aka Bear Grylls."
les stroud by Danny knows January 12, 2009
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Les Stroud
Dumbass survivial guy who is too pussy to kill an animal in front of the camera even though that's not showing us survival at all.
He's also very good at miserably failing with his traps/fires.
The episodes I've seen of survivorman I dont think I've ever seen him successfully catch or kill any type of meat on camera
Also has to rely on always having at least something that could aid him (ie: a broken down car, boat, bucket, jam wtf?! etc.) which if it wasn't for that he would die within a matter of hours due to his lousy survival tactics
He's also very good at miserably failing with his traps/fires.
The episodes I've seen of survivorman I dont think I've ever seen him successfully catch or kill any type of meat on camera
Also has to rely on always having at least something that could aid him (ie: a broken down car, boat, bucket, jam wtf?! etc.) which if it wasn't for that he would die within a matter of hours due to his lousy survival tactics
Bear Grylls kicks the shit out of Les Stroud cuz Bear just skydives into the wilderness with only a knife and builds a house out of feces and twigs where Les pretty much has everything given to him
Les Stroud by himynameisel July 1, 2009
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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