Les Stroud
The illest mother fucker on the discovery channel. To see him watch "survivorman" on discovery channel.
Les Stroud by Alec B October 15, 2007
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A scrawny Canadian bitch-man who stars in the lack-luster televison show "survivorman". Les, like all canadians is a paper tiger elephant toucher who tells lies and jokes with no punch-lines. late at night Les can be found sleeping in his log cabin day-bed dreaming about what it would be like to be Bear Grylls. He knows Bear is superior in all ways, and constantly aspires to be Mr. Grylls. Further more, Les Stroud likes the black jellybeans making him an outcast to his family and co-workers.
Dan: yo sen, did u catch that new "survivorman" starring Les Stroud?
Lizzy: nah, i was too busy witnessing the second comming of Christ aka Bear Grylls."
Lizzy: nah, i was too busy witnessing the second comming of Christ aka Bear Grylls."
les stroud by Danny knows January 12, 2009
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Les Stroud
Dumbass survivial guy who is too pussy to kill an animal in front of the camera even though that's not showing us survival at all.
He's also very good at miserably failing with his traps/fires.
The episodes I've seen of survivorman I dont think I've ever seen him successfully catch or kill any type of meat on camera
Also has to rely on always having at least something that could aid him (ie: a broken down car, boat, bucket, jam wtf?! etc.) which if it wasn't for that he would die within a matter of hours due to his lousy survival tactics
He's also very good at miserably failing with his traps/fires.
The episodes I've seen of survivorman I dont think I've ever seen him successfully catch or kill any type of meat on camera
Also has to rely on always having at least something that could aid him (ie: a broken down car, boat, bucket, jam wtf?! etc.) which if it wasn't for that he would die within a matter of hours due to his lousy survival tactics
Bear Grylls kicks the shit out of Les Stroud cuz Bear just skydives into the wilderness with only a knife and builds a house out of feces and twigs where Les pretty much has everything given to him
Les Stroud by himynameisel July 1, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable