Possibly the most awesome guy on the internet today, Strong bad is a short, chubby guy with a Mexican luchadore mask with a blue gem that uncaps things (including removing hats) and a liking for pastries. He commits crimes and capers that usually fail with his partner, The Cheat. He has two brothers, Strong Mad and Strong Sad, which look nothing like each other or Strong Bad himself, for some reason. Strong Bad hails from Parts Unknown, and recieved the egg containing The Cheat by losing a ten-step footrace to Homestar Runner. Most importantly, he answers ACTUAL emails on homestarrunner.com, and hilarity ensues. Plays very bad prank calls on Marzipan and draws a notebook paper comic called Teen Girl Squad.
by dpo June 21, 2004
The embodyment of Manliness. Calls everyone crap and has assistant named The Cheat. Has brother named Strong Sad and another named Strong Mad. Homestar Runner's arch rival.
"Why you lazy crap for crap!" Strong Bad
by Jonathan November 15, 2003
A hilarious guy who wears boxing gloves and a mexican wrestling mask, hangs out with his brother strong mad and a strange anvil-type creature called the cheat, and runs the only e-mail-processing computer.
(Strong bad bought a copy of the new release: This book is better than getting to first, second, and quite possibly third base, by Leomard Sportsinterviews.
by Solstice November 18, 2003
He's a dude with a Mexican wrestling mask,boxing gloves and wears no shirt(to impress all da LADIES!) XD
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
a little man with a wrestling mask and boxing gloves. He hates homestar with a passion and it the creator of TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR and TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!!
Trogdor was a man!!!! Maybe he was a dragon man. or maybe he was just a dragon... but he was still TROG DOR!!!!
by Burninator October 27, 2003
a short ignoramus of a wrestler with little green electronic eyes, boxing gloves for hands, and is such an absorbing form of entertainment that you'ld rather starve to death than leave the computer before you finish reading his e-mail
by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003