The Streamline Creamwash is a sexual act performed typically 5-10 minutes after arousal, as it will require high amounts of energy and prep-time.
A third
party and one person, typically the man, leaves the company of the other, or others and climbs onto a deceased
horse strategically placed on the roof of a car. The third
party then proceeds to full send the car towards the home or structure that the affirmentioned participant is in.
At this point, the person inside has already placed him/herself in a human sized balloon filled with
cream. How you go about doing the last mentioned part varies on your physical capabilities and balloon size; (you can use any form of
cream that you desire).
As the car approaches the house, the brakes are then slammed and the
horse, and person riding should fly through the
air at a perfect velocity to
break the physical structure of the building.
Upon impact with the balloon on the other side, the balloon will burst releasing gallons of liquid into your living space, creating the perfect mood for your sexual relations to continue.
