A small town.
We have melonheads.. and they are real. Go to Roosevelt Forest and check them out.
2 high schools.
Biggest hang out = Club 711.
The BK lounge is a close second.
We drink beer.. but thats pretty much it.
We're good at some sports.
If you don't have a decent tan or aren't of a hispanic decent, get out.
Stratford girls are the hottest around, surrounding towns say there must be something in the water.
Short Beach is GORGEOUS.
We have a really good looking police force (i.e.- Officer Rivera).
If you have younger friends and no money for tuition, your poor ass gets Housatonic.
If you are a guidette princess or guido papi and cannot resist to escape the HoTt ClUbbZ in gun wavin new haven.. SCSU if right for you!
If you're feeling rebellious, and drinking at a dry campus gets you riled up, Eastern is a great option.
If you like long car rides, and a slightly diverse/redneck population, or simply are void of an identity, Western suits your fit.
If you fall into the top 10% percentile of your graduating class, you may either opt to get the fuck out of this state if you have a head on your shoulders, or stick to UCONN because, well.. they do have a good Spring Weekend.
In Stratford, every appears happy, cheerfuly and continuously smiling.. no one really knows if everyone is just stupid or drugged up on Xanax.
We have melonheads.. and they are real. Go to Roosevelt Forest and check them out.
2 high schools.
Biggest hang out = Club 711.
The BK lounge is a close second.
We drink beer.. but thats pretty much it.
We're good at some sports.
If you don't have a decent tan or aren't of a hispanic decent, get out.
Stratford girls are the hottest around, surrounding towns say there must be something in the water.
Short Beach is GORGEOUS.
We have a really good looking police force (i.e.- Officer Rivera).
If you have younger friends and no money for tuition, your poor ass gets Housatonic.
If you are a guidette princess or guido papi and cannot resist to escape the HoTt ClUbbZ in gun wavin new haven.. SCSU if right for you!
If you're feeling rebellious, and drinking at a dry campus gets you riled up, Eastern is a great option.
If you like long car rides, and a slightly diverse/redneck population, or simply are void of an identity, Western suits your fit.
If you fall into the top 10% percentile of your graduating class, you may either opt to get the fuck out of this state if you have a head on your shoulders, or stick to UCONN because, well.. they do have a good Spring Weekend.
In Stratford, every appears happy, cheerfuly and continuously smiling.. no one really knows if everyone is just stupid or drugged up on Xanax.
Girl from Shelton High: "Hey Lisa, where are you going to school next year? I'm going to University of Hawaii and then studying abroad in Taiwan."
Girl from Bunnell High (Stratford, CT): "I'm probably going to take a year off and go to Housatonic (House of Chronic). Southern is sooo overrated."
Girl from Bunnell High (Stratford, CT): "I'm probably going to take a year off and go to Housatonic (House of Chronic). Southern is sooo overrated."
by Brucey Cotton Balls July 11, 2008
Stratford is a small city in south western ontario world renown for it's Shakespearean festival. During the summer
the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
Overheard conversation between 2 visitors to stratford, Ontario
Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"
Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet
blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think
it's his "
Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"
Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet
blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think
it's his "
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
Having teeth of a neon white colour, bright enough so as to blind one if one were to stare too long. Stratford teeth are commonly caused by living in Stratford, Ontario and consuming the fluoride-spiked water.
Dominic lived so long in stratford that his teeth became a thermonuclear weapon. Thus, he had Stratford teeth.
by Sexorz August 16, 2006
An actual meme lord. Super funny, and has awesome siblings. Bella is smart, but doesn't bother with school, so they procrastinate but it's ok they get A's. Probably does another language, and most likely has 50+ friends. If you are ever called Bella or hella bella it is the best compliment ever awarded.
Person 1: Woah, who's that? They're so good at cheerleading!
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.
Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*
Person 2: She's so tall and funny! She's hella bella. I bet that's Bella Stratford.
Bella: *looks over and is hit in the face by a cheerleader in a bear costume*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1 & 2: *Run as fast as they can away from the angry bella*
by hbirdsong March 11, 2019
by Hwa? November 26, 2003
by TheManFromNantucket August 21, 2015
The unofficial exclusive freshman resort located on the campus of University of Cincinnati. Its convenient location and lack of authoritative figures lead to many incidents such as public urination and consistent debauchery. Since it is not affiliated with the university, the most extreme punishment ever enacted is a $20 fine. Typically, the third floor is rowdy, the second floor is super quiet, and first floor is alright.
-When pre-gaming at Stratford Heights did you smoke and drink tequila simultaneously in the common room?! I sure did and it was great!
-I have a room here at Stratford Heights, but I woke up this morning in someone else's bathroom. I wonder what happened!
-I have a room here at Stratford Heights, but I woke up this morning in someone else's bathroom. I wonder what happened!
by carrie645738920 April 11, 2009