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Having an unnatural hangover in the morning or otherwise feeling sick because you are not going to bed early enough.
Guys go to bed or we'll be ston'd in the morning!
Ston'd by Jamahl Omegle April 3, 2011
Becoming so overly caffinated that your body reacts as if to be high or drunk.
"Dude, you must be StonK'd from drinking so much Starbucks last night."

"WHAT??? oh my god..... do you see that? over there? whooaaahhh......"
StonK'd by fangirl812 July 16, 2009
The act of being caught with explicit child images
Dude, did you hear? James got Stone'd
Stone'd by Hell Nah7567856 May 14, 2024

d’stani 

She’s a hard worker. She loves everyone. She has a great personality and very talented. She’a someone that will change your life and you’ll never forget her. She’s adorable and just the best ever.
d’stani by Sarah Roberts May 23, 2018

D’stani 

Someone: Stares to long
D’stani: *Grabs a knife*
D’stani by puthy127 November 22, 2021

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~ 

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.
I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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