Stoner Swag

Swag Aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.

Guy1: That dude over there tokin up

Guy2: What about him?

Guy1: He's got some serious stoner swag.

Stoner Swag by cannabinoidz420 September 4, 2011

Get merch

Get the Stoner Swag mug.

See more merch

Stoner Swag

A walk that stoners tend to have. It is a swift, gliding movement. Although it seems to be slow, the long strides move the stoner far in distance. It is accompanied by a sleepy look.

The boy walking out of the bong shop had stoner swag.

Stoner Swag by vhattttt June 16, 2011

Get merch

Related Words

Stoner Swag • stonerwagon • stoner • stoner boner • stoner logic • stoner food • Stoner girl • stoner moment • stoner music • Stoner Sandwich

stonerwagon

a car full of stoners driving along the road really slow and not willing to change lanes or turn at the next intersection

Man, this stonerwagon is goin hella slow!

Dude that guy in the stonerwagon just flipped me off for passing him.

stonerwagon by AM_Kidd September 18, 2011

Get merch

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

Get merch

jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

Get merch

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Get merch

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

Get merch