stoned in

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.

ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.

by skojoe40 August 15, 2010

Stoned In

Really Really Stoned.

Am stoned in me lad. Am stoned in me.

by tezz June 14, 2008

stoned in love

to be under the influence of love; to be in love; to be "drunk" with love

"You're stoned in love, but not with me..."
Chicane feat. Tom Jones - Stoned in love

by Luzi April 27, 2006

sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019

pee is stored in the balls

the only true discovery made in man-kind

Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

by Walking Snail February 1, 2018

pee is stored in the balls

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021

Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls

by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019