A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.
Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’
by CoreyTheVibe March 2, 2019
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