Stoned Muskateers Share definition Flag a group of 3 cool people who walk around stoned. And kick major ass. "WE are walking and blazed as hell and i want to kick some ass!! We are such stoned Muskateers!!" Stoned Muskateers by imsocoolforyoueowngood August 27, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Stoned Muskateers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch