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stomach pump drunk 

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.
-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.

The Reverse Stomach Pump 

The Reverse Stomach Pump is a sexual act that two people take part in. One person shoves a hose up the other persons ass, then the hose is turned on. Once their rectum or whole intestine track is filled, the person who now has water inside them voids it from their body. Either onto the other participant or their clothing from them to put on later.
"I'd give an arm and a leg to see Martha Stewart and The 1960s Robbin from Batman do the Reverse Stomach Pump!"
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."

ghetto stomach pump 

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it
jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

Stomach Pumpkins 

A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form usually caused by food or foreign water
Wow some serious stomach pumpkins after eating that laksa!
Stomach Pumpkins by Kent Dat August 12, 2018

Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper 

A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.

One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp

Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.

Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.

This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!
"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!