VERB: The act of sodomizing a
woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the
penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the
woman's mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the
penis prior to insertion in the surprised
woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared
penis IS acceptable. Tapping the
penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite.
NOUN: The
penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (
penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.
Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
USAGE AS NOUN: "I pulled my dick out of her ass, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a STINKY
TWINKIE."
USAGE AS VERB: "After a long while ass-
fucking my
woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY TWINKIE."
