Stinky Finger

After you've finished finger banging some girl and you can still smell her on your fingers hours later

I tried to bang her, but all I got was some stinky finger.

by pelissero April 22, 2003

Stinky Finger

A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha

Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle.
Guess what? He never parked there again:-)

by Can't afford a Caddy January 11, 2005

stinky finger

the act of itching you, or your partners anus, or genitalia, and then smelling your finger.

You shouldn't itch that, or your going to have a stinky finger.

by grandmasboy438 July 8, 2010

Stinky Finger

This is the smell that remains on ones finger upon removal from a chicks ass.

I went to pick my nose and noticed I still had stinky finger from administering the shocker on Dianne. I puked.

by Scud September 12, 2003

stinky finger

When you put a finger inside your bum hole, normally done on a regular basis for pleasure but result in 'stinky fingers'. Done by both Men and Women.

Got stinky fingers so had to have a shower.

by HAB.RAJV April 10, 2011

stinky finger

the result of going to bed with an itchy butt

John: Dude, Chris.. why does Paul smell so bad?

Chris: You know how he do... Go bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

by occ_dude October 30, 2007

stinky finger

a prank when one puts tneir finger between the tip of their butt cheeks when said asscrack is sweaty. Then the perpetrator proceeds to stick their finger under your nose, in your hair, on your clothes, or elsewhere. Sometimes called a Hitler

That A-hol Just stinky fingered me.

by B. Z. December 28, 2005