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Stink Mic 

The act of holding your headset microphone in close proximity to your rectum while playing the Butt trumpet for others to hear on voice chat. Then you have to put it back on your head so you can provide color commentary on the smell.
Did hear that stink mic Shocker hit us with last night. I'm suprised his guts didn't fall out.
Stink Mic by Septik April 22, 2006
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Stink mick

A fishy odour coming from a woman's private parts, used commonly in New Zealand
She's got a stink Mick
Stink mick by Cavdog78 December 28, 2016

Stink mick

Ow bei you gotta stink mick
Stink mick by DoveDeodorant August 28, 2023

stinky microwave

A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.

If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
Man, I'd love to snatched up Lindsay Lohan by her slimy ass weave and give her a stinky microwave.
stinky microwave by ur.mother May 15, 2018

Stinky Micheal 

A stinky Micheal is where the aggressor stuffs two fingers of their choice in their rectum and then directly into the nostrils of an unsuspecting victim.
I was just chilling on the subway when a homeless guy gave me a stinky Micheal.

Microwave Sting

1. When you take the food out of the microwave and it doesn't feel hot. Then shortly after your hands start to burn, causing you to drop your food.

2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
Person 1: " Why is the food all over the floor? "

Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "

Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
Microwave Sting by An-Asshole-;) December 5, 2022

Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.
I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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